J.C. & Hicks
A short story I wrote around seven or eight years ago. Published here to commemorate thirty years since the passing of my favourite comedian, Bill Hicks.
I. J.C.
“Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?” Bill Hicks (The Dominion Theatre, London, 1992)
Jesus said, “I’m not going.” He folded his arms in a display of impudent finality and leaned back in his throne. “And that,” he said, as if he needed to make it any cl…
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